Monday, November 22, 2010

New Shower Liner Smell

Jethro Tull - Bourée


Sunday, November 21, 2010

Can You Masterbate With Syphilis

One of the many endings, 1969




Ohi, Ninarieddo, do you remember of that dream ...
we talked about many times ...
I was in the car, and I left alone, single seat,
empty next to me and you were running behind me;
at the door still ajar,
running anxious and stubborn, you were shouting
with a little 'crying child in his voice:
"A Pa', take me with you? Will you pay my trip?"
was the journey of life, and only in a dream
you dare reveal yourself and ask me something.
You know very well that dream is part of reality;
and is not a Ninetto dreamed what he said those words.
So much so that when we talk about blushing.
Last night, in Arezzo, in the silence of the night,
the steering locked up while the chain
the gate behind you, and you were about to vanish,
with your smile, lightning-fast and funny, you told me ... "Thanks."
"Thank You", Nine? is the first time that you mention it.
In fact, you realize it and correct yourself, without losing face
(what in cui sei maestro) scherzando:
"Grazie per il passaggio". Il viaggio che tu volevi
ch'io ti pagassi era, ripeto, il viaggio della vita:
è in quel sogno di tre quattro anni fa che ho deciso
ciò a cui il mio equivoco amore per la libertà era contrario.
Se ora mi ringrazi, per il passaggio... Dio mio,
mentre tu sei in gattabuia, prendo con paura
l'aereo per un luogo lontano. Della nostra vita sono insaziabile,
perché una cosa unica al mondo non può essere mai esaurita.

PIER PAOLO PASOLINI


by: "THE FLOWER OF A THOUSAND AND ONE NIGHTS" (1973-74), Pier Paolo Pasolini
(The truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams )


from "Oedipus Rex" (1967) by Pier Paolo Pasolini

Saturday, November 13, 2010

How To Make A Coffee Table In Illustrator

SHEETS

Marc Chagall - "From the window of the dacha to Zool's'e (1911)
The Tretyakov Gallery, Moscow

One couple, recently married, ha cambiato casa ed è andata a vivere in una città molto tranquilla.
Nella prima mattina, mentre facevano colazione, la donna si è resa conto che c'era al di fuori della finestra, la vicina di casa che stendeva le lenzuola.

"Come sono sporche quelle lenzuola! Ha bisogno di un altro sapone... Se io avessi un p ó di confidenza avrei chiesto a lei se voleva che io le insegnassi a lavare la roba!"

Qualche giorno dopo ancora, mentre facevano colazione, la vicina stendeva le lenzuola e la donna un'altra volta disse a suo marito: "Se io avessi p ó had a confidence I would show them how to wash clothes! Our neighbor continues to roll out the sheets dirty! "

So every two three days, she repeated the same words, while the nearby lay the sheets.

After a month, she was surprised when he saw the sheets hung out and glad she told her husband: "Look, she has learned to wash the stuff! I wonder if the other station did not go there to show you how. Because I have not done anything. "

Husband replied: "No, this morning I got up early and I washed the windows of our window! It so."

all depends on the window through which we look at life.
Before you criticize, see if you've done something to help.
Watch your faults and your limitations.
We must look, first of all, in our home, within ourselves!

CLEAN YOUR GLASSES.

APRI LA TUA FINESTRA.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Ontario Colored Licence Plates

THE PROUD ROOSTER HALLOWEEN

Il gallo mafioso (2010), Cinzia Tomasi (CY)
Olio, cm 70 x 70


Un gallo superbioso andava dicendo alle galline:
- Io sono certamente l'animale più utile di tutti. Pensate: se non ci fossi io si starebbe sempre al buio. Io, invece, all'ora giusta, chiamo il sole col mio chicchirichì, e così tutti possono godere della luce e ognuno può andare per le sue faccende. -
But pride is not a morning rooster woke up in time and the sun, its now got up quietly, and the chickens came to their own way.
How bad was the rooster, when he opened his eyes, he saw that the sun was high and all the hens to the hen house and the fields empty!
hens, seeing him arrive so late in the field, fecere a good laugh in my face!

M. REYNAUD